翅膀

　　一天，我工作的炸雞店在關門前出現了一陣搶購狂潮，結果除了雞翅外所有的東西都賣完了。當我正準備鎖門時，一名喝醉了的旅客進來要進餐。我問他翅膀行不行，他從柜臺上靠過身子來，回答道：女士，我到這兒來是吃東西的，不是要飛！

　　Wings

　　The fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day, leaving us with nothing to sell but wings. As I the doors, aa quietly intoxicated customer came in and ordered dinner. When I asked if wings would be all right, he leaned over the counter and replied, Lady, I came in here to eat, not fly.