高中英語語法對話練習(xí)《生活大爆炸-第2季》中英雙譯1素材
生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕1
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知道了吧 你吃的這個 不算是真的酸奶酪
so you see what you eating is not technically yogurt,
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因為里面沒有足夠的 活的嗜酸培養(yǎng)菌
because it doesn't have enough live acidophilus cultures.
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只不過是冰牛奶里加了點 角叉膠 增加粘稠度
It's really just ice milk with carrageenan added for thickness.
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喔 真有意思哈
Oh,that's very interesting.
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它也不真是粉紅色 也沒有天然漿果粒
It's also not pink and has no berries.
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嗯 可這也沒有回答我的問題吶
Yeah,but it doesn't really answer my question.
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你問的啥問題?
What was your question again?
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你要來點兒不?
Do you want some?
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對對 不用了
Right. No.
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- 我受不了乳糖的 - 對哦
- I'm lactose intolerant. - Right.
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- 吃了會放屁的 - 好吧 明白了
- So,gas. - Yeah,got it.
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那么... 晚安了
Well... good night.
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你這是做什么呢?
What are you doing?
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哦 那邊有陣風(fēng)
Oh,there's a draft.
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我沒覺得有風(fēng)啊
I didn't feel a draft.
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那我們還是去... 你的...
Why don't we just go into,uh,your...
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我說 也許我們不該那么著急
Yeah,you know what,maybe we should slow things down a little.
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不 我不是說要去你公寓 去急著干嘛干嘛
No,no,I didn't mean to go into your apartment to go fast.
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當(dāng)然了 我知道
No,I know.
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我知道你不是那意思 只是... 這才是咱倆第一次約會
I know what you meant,it's just... this is only our first date.
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嗯 好啊 沒問題
Yeah,okay,sure,no problem.
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那我們就先想想 下次要去哪兒 準(zhǔn)備啥時候到那兒
Why don't we just figure out where we're going and when we want to get there,
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這樣距離除以時間 就知道速度了唄
and then rate of speed equals distance over time.
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問題解決
Solve for R.
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我們也可以到時候再想嘛
Or we could just wing it.
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那沒準(zhǔn)也行
That might work,too.
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- 晚安 萊納德- 晚安
- Good night,Leonard. - Good night.
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他來了 快上屏保!
He's coming-- screensaver!
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嘿 萊納德約會怎么樣哇?
Oh,hey,Leonard. How was your date?
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要你管
Bite me.
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謝爾頓 你怎么能傻坐著 眼睜睜看他們監(jiān)視我呢?
Sheldon,how could you just sit there and let them spy on me?
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他們油菜啊 萊納德
They were clever,Leonard.
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他們完全明白 我對你那些破事兒 一點興趣沒有
They exploited my complete lack of interest in what you were doing.
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你還該謝謝我們呢
You should thank us.
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要是后來人想弄明白 你和佩妮的戀情為啥會土崩瓦解
When future generations try to determine why your relationship with Penny crashed and burned,
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這玩意兒就是黑匣子吶!
this right here is the black box.
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你胡說什么 約會挺好的
What are you talking about? The date went fine.
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拜托 她都說了 想要慢慢來
Dude,she said she wants to slow things down.
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好吧 她是說了 想要慢慢來
Okay,so she said she wants to slow things down.
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意思差不多就是 "今天的晚餐我非常喜歡
It's like saying,"I'm really enjoying this meal.
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我得慢慢來 好好回味一下"
I'm going to slow down and savor it."
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才怪 她的意思是 "這魚真難吃死了
No,it's like,"This fish tastes bad,
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我得慢慢來 吐光了它"
so I'm gonna slow down and spit it out."
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- 這臭魚說的就是你! - 我才不是這臭魚呢
- You being the fish. - I'm not the fish.
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真的? 你倆定了下一次約會嗎?
Oh,really? Did you make a second date?
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這倒沒有... 我們說好了 到時候再想
Well,no,we sort of decided to wing it.
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得了吧 連我都覺得這太遜了
Oh,even I know that's lame.
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行啊 咱就說說你的假設(shè)
Okay,all right,let's assume your hypothesis.
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我們一起去吃飯 有說有笑 有吻有抱
We went to dinner,we talked,we laughed,we kissed.
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這還能錯到哪兒去啊?
Where could I have possibly gone wrong?
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你好好想想 萊納德
Think back,Leonard.
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再小的事情都能讓女人爆發(fā)
The littlest things can set women off.
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比方說 "嘿 這服務(wù)生真辣 我打賭 肯定能讓她跟咱回家"
Like,"Hey,the waitress is hot,I bet we could get her to come home with us."
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或者 "你媽媽有多重吶?
Or,"How much does your mom weigh?
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我想知道我搭上的是啥樣的妞兒"
I want to know what I'm getting into."
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這種話我才不會說
I didn't say anything like that.
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很好 因為這么說不管用
Good,'cause they don't work.
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她們也不關(guān)心 你是不是盯著她們 呼吸加速
They also don't care for it if you stare at them and hyperventilate.
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挺慘的 在我們家 這就像是家族傳統(tǒng)
Sadly,that's my home run swing.
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我說 一切都挺好的
Look,everything went fine.
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連事先準(zhǔn)備的一些開場白都沒用到呢
I didn't even have to refer to my impromptu conversation starters.
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走廊對面那個女孩 就是喜歡我嘛
That woman across the hall is into me.
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咱還是看帶子吧
Let's go to the tape.
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你瞧她臨別一吻的時候 那反應(yīng)
Look at her reaction to the good night kiss.
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呼吸平穩(wěn) 瞳孔沒有放大 胸口也沒啥起伏
No change in respiration,pupils un-dilated,no flushing of the chest.
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這特寫鏡頭拍的真贊
Nice close-up,by the way.
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有意思嘿 她的下巴很緊 也沒有用舌頭
Interesting. Her jaws are clenched: no tongue access.
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對于尋偶期的人類來說 這可不是啥好消息
Clearly a bad sign amongst mating humans.
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這怎么就不是好消息了
That's not a bad sign.
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得了吧 還不如說你們是兩只鬣蜥 只是喉部沒有垂肉罷了
Please,you might as well have been two iguana with no dewlap enlargement.
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最糟的就是 這會兒你不在她家 而在這里!
And the worst sign of all is you're here and not there.
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我不在她家 因為我也決定慢慢來 這個...
I'm not there because I'm taking things slow,which,
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跟你們比起來 都快接近星際速度了
by the way,compared to you guys,approaches warp speed.
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快把攝像頭給我撤了
And take down that camera.
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他心里沒牽沒掛的時候 真有意思多了
He was a lot more fun when he had no hope.
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給他點時間吧
Give him time.
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你好啊 佩妮
Oh,hi,Penny.
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順便說句 2號機器的熱水不足 別深色淺色混著洗
FYI,the hot water is inadequate on machine two,so colors only,
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4號機器呢 洗衣程序中 還是會提前放出織物柔順劑
and four is still releasing the fabric softener too early in the cycle,
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所以你那些精致的衣服 還是別用那臺了
so I'd avoid using that for your delicates.
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謝了
Thanks.
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老天爺啊...
Oh,good Lord...
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你還不如把衣服拿到河邊 擱在石頭上猛捶一陣
why don't you just take your clothes down to the river and beat them with a rock?
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謝爾頓 我問你個問題行不?
Sheldon,can I ask you a question?
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我當(dāng)然最好你別問 不過也不會阻止你
I would prefer that you not,but I won't go so far as to forbid it.
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那... 我就當(dāng)你同意了...
All right,I heard yes,so...
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我想問問你
Okay,here's my question.
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萊納德以前有沒有 跟正常的女孩子約會過?
Has Leonard ever dated,you know,a regular girl?
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我想你指的 應(yīng)該不是消化功能正常吧
